urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig -Ad Reinhardt alig 2006-06-04T11:54:12Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:134569 2006-06-04T11:54:12Z 2006-06-04T11:54:12Z change of plans bitches.<br />see you in ten days.<br /><br /><br /><strong><font color="#ffff00" size="7">:)</font></strong> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:134204 2006-05-29T09:29:55Z 2006-05-29T09:33:27Z <p>no more teenage girls!</p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:134095 2006-05-28T17:31:29Z 2006-05-28T17:31:29Z <p>sluts bitches and hos!!!<br />how is everything? well i hope.<br />today is the first day of sun i have seen in two weeks.<br />literally.<br />i cannot stress to you how much i am not joking.<br />and rain.<br />but today its very nice, i just ate a falafel (store bought of course my damn falafel keeps falling apart in the frier.<br />but it was good, i put some sauce on it that was so hot it makes your lips burn and nose sniffle<br />thats fuckin sauce!!<br />ill be home soon my lovelies<br />do not desespoir...</p> <p>"feelings are like treasures. so bury them"</p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:133867 2006-05-25T13:34:38Z 2006-05-25T13:34:38Z my dad<br /><img style="WIDTH: 355px; HEIGHT: 235px" height="235" width="405" alt="" src="http://www.ccom.ua.edu/apr/facstaff/images/bill_000.jpg" /><br /><br />bought a<br /><img style="WIDTH: 469px; HEIGHT: 232px" height="232" width="588" alt="" src="http://www.planete-biker.com/news/images/hd2006-2/anniversary-superglide.jpg" /><br /><br />im sure its not that color but it doesnt matter. im ashamed. it wont be long before he starts riding it to work. oh god...<br /><br /><br />in other news it is freezing cold and im only going further north to stockholm next week. ah the mother land.<br />im half sweedish you know urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:133450 2006-05-23T14:45:33Z 2006-05-23T14:46:24Z Thank you for your purchase! Your =alig summer version 2006= should be arriving at your doorstep in six to eight weeks. <br />*company not responsible for damage during shipping. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:133229 2006-05-19T14:59:06Z 2006-05-19T14:59:06Z i cant do it! my falafel keeps falling apart in the fry process!!! and im using dried beans soaked over nite!! any tips? i know a lot of you bastards have worked at hooligans. GIVE ME THE SECRET BITCHES!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:133061 2006-05-17T14:11:05Z 2006-05-17T14:11:05Z im making falafel!! ill let you know how it goes! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:132699 2006-05-13T19:12:48Z 2006-05-13T19:12:48Z so i guess most of you have figured that liege is close to the netherlands. and i smoke dope. logical conclusion: go to maastricht for dope. usually an eventless afair, a few weeks ago i encountered a police control. i had spent the beginning of the ride speaking with an art history professor for the van eyck institute (he was impressed by my interest in spanish baroque and had to admit with shame mind you that he was not infact familiar with the work of agnes martin) so either way, i had a bag of weed in my back left pocket, the pocket closest to the window of the train. upon entering belgium, two policemen entered the train with a doggy. no, not a doggy. a patrol dog sniff sniff. honestly thought at this point my main fear was being embarassed infront of my new professor friend, not going to jail. so i had basically resigned myself to the police, sure i would be busted. the dog came to me sniffed my knee, put his head on my knee and walked away. that was it. no bust. thats because i have always always always been kind to k9s.<br /><br />you would think i would learn from this lesson. and i did.<br /><br />i just got home from maastricht. you can hope the train run to the coffeshop buy and run back to chatch it back to liege. that was my plan today. so i did just such, but it was raining, so add in the random puddle jump. i got back to the train and this man asked 'do you speak dutch' and i said 'english' and he said 'wait here we are doing a control' but the always say 'little control' to make you feel like getting busted isnt really a big deal. so i said okay cheerfully but really about to shit my pants. so i waited a moment then made the genious move to stuff my weed into my panties, towards the ass. i stepped onto the train (already seeing about eight people busted) and the dog jumped up and smelled me like the others. "okay go ahead!" said the guard. freedom.<br /><br />what is the lesson? put your weed in your crotch and always be nice to puppies. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:132367 2006-05-13T00:44:50Z 2006-05-13T00:44:50Z haha i forgot! this is how cute belgians are. about two weeks ago, this strange dust was covering the streets and cars. its isnt so bothersom and the rain seems to wash it away pretty easily. but the belgians had never seen this strange powder. some speculated it was renegade sand, others some strange pollution. there was even a report on the news concerning this strange phenomena. what could it be??! <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />pollen!<br />silly belgians have never had as much pollen as this year, and were quite confused.<br /><br />on an even cuter note, an older man in the laundry saw me playing solitaire on my ipod<br />he asked is that a cell phone?<br />no<br />oh its for playing games<br />no, its a music player i reply gently<br />oh! is it mono or stereo?<br /><br />i had to try not to laugh. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:132280 2006-05-11T09:11:23Z 2006-05-11T09:11:23Z so after a rather ridiculous series of events spanning two days;;;<br />I SAW BELLE AND SEBASTIAN! i was right up front and the only one who knew all the lyrics to all the songs except the one new one they played (not from the life pursuit) it was cute city. stevie and stuart were dance city and the bassist checked me out the whole time. sex city. ah it was awesome. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:132074 2006-05-06T22:22:02Z 2006-05-06T22:22:02Z the buzzcocks are playing in liege on may 25!!<br />what do i get!!??<br />i would be more excited if it were 1978!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:131713 2006-05-05T15:20:24Z 2006-05-05T15:20:24Z sauce! the makers of girls will be girls has another movie!!<br />check it out<br /><a href="http://www.girlswillbegirlsmovie.com/">http://www.girlswillbegirlsmovie.com/</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:131562 2006-05-02T21:40:24Z 2006-05-02T21:57:30Z <p>fuck. all i have to say is that ive been watching the spanish french and italian versions of this program for years and no american version can touch them. fuck you nbc for stealing and raping and throwing back to me every good european show. and why is howie mandel's bald ocd ass bitch face hosting it? fuck!&nbsp;<br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://tatablog.djb.frih.net/images/photos/inconnues/chantalapoal/chantalapoal01.jpg" /><br /><img alt="" src="http://the-elenwe-blog.allmyblog.com/images/the-elenwe-blog/the-elenwe-blog_20060118_163735.jpg" /><br /><br />and italy...<br /><img alt="" src="http://www.bothersbar.co.uk/IMAGES/dealornodeal/aff2.jpg" /><img alt="" src="http://www.adnkronos.com/Assets/Imgs/C/clerici--200x150.jpg" /></p> <p>this girl always wears big ass bows in her hair matching her outfit. the cutest part is there is this guy they consult whenever a deal is proposed and he kind of looks like daniel wagner with big buddy holly frames with no lenses and his bowtie always matches her bow. thats cute.</p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:131257 2006-05-01T09:51:08Z 2006-05-01T09:51:08Z <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc&eurl=">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc&eurl=</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:130892 2006-04-28T18:47:04Z 2006-04-28T18:47:04Z <font color="#ff00ff" size="4">just for tony!<br /><a href="http://www.socialitelife.com/pictures/pdsmack040806.php">http://www.socialitelife.com/pictures/pdsmack040806.php</a></font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:130579 2006-04-28T11:55:17Z 2006-04-28T11:55:17Z <strong><font color="#ffff00" size="5"><strike>guess who?!</strike></font></strong><br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3494/635/1600/68174_Iman_and_David_Bowie5.jpg" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:130532 2006-04-25T08:25:10Z 2006-04-25T08:25:10Z have you forgotten me so soon?<br /><br />im ready to come home and be young again urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:130290 2006-04-21T12:41:36Z 2006-04-21T12:41:36Z mine eyes have bled over the vineyards of chianti.<br />medici chapel-tears<br />giatto-tears-did you know this is three times your size? same with the cimabue<br />donatello's sexy little david looks like he is one the verge of saying something terribly dirty <br />big david looks like hes eating a hot dog if viewed from the right angle.<br />the uffizi is the worst lit museum and in general the most ridiculous ever.<br />be sure to plug your ears unless you want to hear 16 year olds from ohio prattle on<br />or perhaps hear an old man ask in a very southern accent 'now whaie are thuy wurkin neeked?'<br />no one knows how to read paintings. or sculpture.<br />i made persus look at me, and had a sabine reach to me in some sort of twisted pleasure/pain cry for help.<br />why is a van der weden stuck in with all the botticelli's? the uffizi is out.<br />i saw caravaggios bacco and that was hot. almost as hot as velazquez's mars.<br />almost<br />and i saw fra angelico!!!!!! and fra fillipio lippi!!!!! dirty prostitute model madonna!!!!<br />fra angelico is in san marco, a beautiful old cloister with a fra angelico in each little room.<br />i threw petals into the arno and chased them down the bridge. and i saw water rats!! cute city<br />i saw a cross eyed girl take a photograph and a reverse cross eyed madonna. and hookers! in the country!<br />and the most delicious food <br />alone in the boboli gardens, i spied on some landscapers talking about the previous night's sexual escapades-gestures included!!<br />i dont know what to do with myself....<br />next stop berlin urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:129887 2006-04-14T10:41:56Z 2006-04-14T10:41:56Z here are some words i like<br />rhododendron<br />ronronear<br />trancept<br /><br />here are some words that are strange when you think about them<br />rather<br />manquer vs. english equivalent -to miss- urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:129733 2006-04-12T17:46:24Z 2006-04-12T17:47:44Z hey everyone! i hope you are okay, i am awesome! i just saw a guy get in trouble for trying to sneak into holland. it was hilarious! at vise, the last stop in belgium, this guy sitting near me was looking all sneaky like he was pretending to sleep then he got up and changed seats. then when we got to holland and the guards came in to check passports , which happens maybe once every 3 months. so then the guard looked at my passport (longingly mind you) and then said thanks. then when he got to mr sneaky, drama happened! but holland drama, which means diet drama. so the guy tried to say thathe was asleep and missed his last stop in belgium then the guard was all "no you werent even, i saw your bitch ass walking around the train at vise" so then, the guard was all " do not lie to me, i know that you know that you arent supposed to be in holland" and then the guy had to stay on the train until it went back to belgium. but the funniest thing about it was that the enitire conversation was in english. just so i could understand and tell you guys. thats all. like i said drama lite. netherlanders are soo nice. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:129234 2006-04-10T19:04:41Z 2006-04-10T19:12:03Z so today on my walk i saw i man scratching his balls. he was old. then i saw the smears from the ice cream disaster of yesterday. then i went to the florist with all intentions of chatting up the florist, but alas he was not there i had to buy a mum from someone who was presumibly his wifey...<br />the mum was round<br />then i went to the grocery store to buy ricotta cheese. <br />i dont know but earlier there were more ball type things..<br />oh! old dogs balls. all of these things are of great notice. i assure you. <br />next i will go back to the icecream store to chat up the ice cream boy.<br />italian elections are awesome!! i cant wait to hear why berlusconi lost instead of why prodi won!!<br />france scraped the cpe! devillepan is one sexy man. could he be my new zapatero? french politicians always have the edge. <br />then i spent the afternoon hanging out the window exacty exactly like a Murillo painting and laughed at everyone passing while bemusedly entertaining the young architect interns that work across the street.<br />oh i forgot! by the train station you can go at nite and see women in white undies dancing under black lights. and i even saw a guy go in!!! hookers!!!!<br />im going to bastogne (the end of the end wwII know your history) with a roomate for easter. his family has been very nice to me and i suppose dont want me to be alone on easter because here easter is like christmas. and we will ride horses! and go to wwII museums!<br />they are so kind.<br />xo and love to those who deserve it you know who you are urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:128989 2006-04-09T16:42:49Z 2006-04-09T16:42:49Z today i played a round of belgian sunbathing and took a walk. i saw a really old bassett hound, a male manequin with no penis bulge in his man panties, and i dropped my ice cream cone. it made me laugh though, because it was obviously perfect because i had on a skirt and knee high socks. kick you when youre down. somehow i magically absorbed some french and i can speak now! more so than earlier! happy palm sunday bitches.&nbsp;<br /><br />also i learned why french people scoff at lance penisstrong. its because he only trains for the tour de france whereas all the european bikers train for 3000 races a year. all over europe. not just in france/basque spain.<br /><br />and for tonay- i have been randomly bursting into laughter when i walk down the streen because i keep thinking about your comment that said "break me off a piece of that kit kat bar bitch" its really embarassing. <br />exactly three months left till i come home. <br /><font color="#00ff00" size="7">3 months!!</font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:128541 2006-04-08T16:10:47Z 2006-04-08T16:10:47Z so i have created the newest extreme sport for wusses. its called belgian sunbathing.<br />it includes but is not limited to:<br />belgium<br />sunbathing<br />april<br />12°C<br />patches of clouds<br /><br />when the clouds last too long or are too dark i have to go inside because it becomes devilishly cold.<br />but when the sun shines it gets so hot its like being in bama. i swear! but you dont realise you are burning because its not stuffy hot and awful. sunburn.<br /><br />in other news i have completly lost my appetite, so i drink cola cao all day. its just hot chocolate powder in milk but it has vitamins and iron and "energy value" (calories)<br /><br />i saw a doggy today and said hi to it and its owner said "salut madamoiselle, elle s'appelle charolette." it was really cute.<br /><br />right now its raining and i have on flip flops and they dont have good traction on cobblstone. pavement people!! pavement!!! its fucking quaint though. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:128294 2006-04-07T18:56:11Z 2006-04-07T18:56:11Z who else is so excited about the italian elections?!!! i hope that Prodi wins for the sake of italy, but i suppose it wont make much difference. all of the european nations that americans can "identify" (ie france and croissants italy and spagetti) are going down the shitter. hopefully all will cry foul when berlusconi wins sunday (cuz he will) and there will be some super protests like in thailand. i love saying Thaksin Shinawatra. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alig:128152 2006-04-04T18:56:10Z 2006-04-04T18:56:10Z Déjeuner du matin <br /><br />Il a mis le café <br />Dans la tasse <br />Il a mis le lait <br />Dans la tasse de café <br />Il a mis le sucre <br />Dans le café au lait <br />Avec la petite cuiller <br />Il a tourné <br />Il a bu le café au lait <br />Et il a reposé la tasse <br />Sans me parler <br />Il a allumé <br />Une cigarette <br />Il a fait des ronds <br />Avec la fumée <br />Il a mis les cendres <br />Dans le cendrier <br />Sans me parler <br />Sans me regarder <br />Il s'est levé <br />Il a mis <br />Son chapeau sur sa tête <br />Il a mis <br />Son manteau de pluie <br />Parce qu'il pleuvait <br />Et il est parti <br />Sous la pluie <br />Sans une parole <br />Sans me regarder <br />Et moi j'ai pris <br />Ma tête dans ma main <br />Et j'ai pleuré.